The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
How does taking risks make me feel? Amazing. Tingling sensation throughout my whole body. I feel flushed. My muscles are relaxed, yet I feel awake. Just waves of pleasure. I wish there was something physical that could make me feel this way.
In my experience, guys are way more attracted to the back of you than the front.
I'm petrified of nipple chafing. Once it starts it is a vicious circle. If you have sensitive nipples, they chafe, so they become more sensitive, so they chafe more. So...I take precautions.
Hi. Um, I'm a recovering crackhead. This is my retarded sister that I take care of. I'd like some welfare, please.
I got my Magnum condoms; I got my wad of hundreds. I'm ready to plow.
I can't explain it alright? There's some sort of weird chemical reaction that happens when you combine catfood, beer and glue. It makes you feel like, extremely sick and tired and you're able to fall asleep.
Are you smoking weed? Oh my god... wait a minute, is that, is that my weed? What the hell man, make yourself at home why don't you.